I Lose At ARR Bingo

So this Bingo card is on Reddit for FFXIV. So I decided to see where I fall. I lose. I am too casual to actually get Bingo.

Reasons I fail:
1. Have not done Extreme Primals yet & Slepnir should be counted as a pony.
2. Didn't get a Zeta weapon - waiting to do Level 60 Relic
3. I don't want to alter my character or clothes so no fantasia & glamour for me.
4. I am not a serious Raider, the tower is serious enough for me.I'm not so interested in Binding Coil.
5. I am not leveling all jobs & craft jobs to 50. I will try Summoner next. Then I may try to complete Dragoon.

My choices may change in time. But I thought this Bingo was cute enough to try.